The Sexclusives at Boobingham Palace, London.

Welcome back Privateers!
 
Eye love this picture which was taken in London in May of Lucy, Tara and Boroka flashing their boobs at the Queen. Priceless!
 
This week the Sexclusives are in gay Paris. Who knows what they’ll get up to? Eye am hoping they manage to have a lesbian 4 way with sexy Carla Bruni. Anyway, be sure that Private Eye will be the first to bring you the news and photos of the girls creating a stir in the city of love. What would you like to see the girls do in Paris? Leave your suggestion in the Forum.

Eye suggest that you go see the girls in the flesh, who will be visiting the Eiffel Tower, Place de la Concorde and the Champs Elyse on Wednesday afternoon. They will be doing signings at The Private Centre on Thursday from 18.00 up to 20.00 where you are guaranteed to get an eye full.

Rita Faltoyano in Gladiator 2: City of Lust

I dug up this apparently unpublished pic of Rita from Gladiator 2. She is one of the hottest and horniest performers ever, according to J.Y. Lecastel (inventor of the guckmal and the man behind Private’s now-classic Matador series). He said her sexual energy stunned everyone on the set. In fact, she was so horny she was “like a man, she was so excited”. Now that’s a hell of a compliment coming from someone like Mr Lecastel.

Wallpaper of Rita

Here’s an unpublished pic of now-retired Liliane Tiger from Sex #66, an issue dedicated entirely to this Czech goddess.

Wallpaper (right click and “save link as”)

Susie Diamond in an unpublished photo from Private #197

Porn connoisseurs all have their favourites, and their criteria usually fits into the huge concept of which chick produces the most indecent thoughts. They usually sum their thoughts up with trite expressions like, “She’s hot”, “She rocks”, or “I’m most tempted to fornicate with that ravishing young woman”. I know I do.

But what about designers? All the designers at Private unanimously agree: Susie Diamond is* a dream to design. She’s gorgeous and she has a flawless body. Photoshop would be out of a job if all the babes were like her.

Wallpaper of Susie D (right click and “save link as”)

Don’t miss one of her last photosets ever, in this week’s Member’s Update. US members click here. Rest of the world click here.
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* I should say “was”. As you probably know, Susie retired last year.

Priva in an unpublished pic from Sex #67

I’ve decided to give a bit of leeway on the Priva Contest and allow you fellows to enter scenes until this Sunday (maybe some hot sex this weekend will inspire you). Then, starting Monday the 6th, I will convene a panel of porn connoisseurs, perverts and sex addicts, and we will carefully consider each of your entries. We will be looking for a high degree of horniness, scenes that are logistically possible to make (you know, like not having to build a miniature of the Titanic in order to make it) and overall originality.

This is what is up for grabs to the best porn wordsmith:

First place will win a signed copy of The Private Life of Priva + 2 other signed DVDs, Sex #67, and a one year membership to Private.com.

Second place will win 2 signed DVDs, and a one month membership to Private.com.

Third place will win 1 signed DVD.

And remember, the winning scene will be made.

May the horniest win!

Wallpaper of Priva (right click and “save link is”)