Ever been completely wasted at three in the morning and suddenly have the overwhelming desire to eat pepperoni pizza and watch Cum on My Face 5? Well, now you can, almost any time of the day, even if you don’t have any pornos or frozen pizzas lying around. Based in Winnepeg Canada, Porno Pizza is the world’s first porn movie and pizza delivery service. But honestly, something tells me you will never live it down if your neighbours saw the porno pizza man coming to your door.

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Fantastically sardonic porn movie reviews to cheer your weekend up. Jared Von Hindman is an illustrator, and in his spare time he reviews crappy porn movies. On this “hidden page” called Mom, stop reading this page, he professes his fascination for weird porn movies because of their “comedic value”. Apart from the reviews he muses on giant boob fetishes, props in porno, scat porn(???), vomit fetishes (???!!!), and porn movie titles.

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“We’ve reached cruising altitude now, and I’m turning off the seatbelt sign. Feel free to move about and flirt with each other. Please no more than two passengers at a time in the lavatory, and ladies, no fondling the pilot unless autopilot is engaged. The orange button will call the stewardesses who are fully disposed to fulfilling your every fantasy …”

Welcome to the Mile High Club where you qualify for membership by fornicating thousands of feet in the air, in a jet plane blasting through the skies.

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