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Threesomes according to Wikipedia

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 | Category: Wallpaper, Beyond Private, Hot pics

Sabrina Sweet in “Sex Survivors 2″
Sabrina Sweet, Lauro Giotto and Zenza Raggi in Sex Survivors 2

From the Wikiedpia article about Threesomes:

A threesome is the term which describes sexual intercourse involving three people, also referred to as a ménage à trois or “I can’t believe this shit is happening!”. Although all involved parties are participating in the same scenario, there may typically be a focus of attention on the lone sex participant, whereby the two parties of the same sex are less intimately involved with each other.

I bet those guys were thinking just that while banging Sabrina Sweet in Romagnoli’s Sex Surviveros 2.

Wallpaper (right click and “save link as”)

 

Sonia Baby is in the house

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 | Category: Beyond Private, Announcements

soni at proporn

We ran into this babe at the Proporn party a few weeks ago. Just thought we’d share the love.

*** Private.com members, don’t forget to check Sonia Baby out in this week’s Sextras (US members click here)- the making of her Forbidden Fruit photoset from Private #193. A nice and revealing look behind the scenes where you can see her in action!

 

Etymology of the “guckmal”

Friday, August 24th, 2007 | Category: Beyond Private

guckmal

The “guckmal” is the famous anal gaping technique invented by Jean-Yves Lecastel, and is now known as his signature move. Since its inception in the late 20th century it has gained increasing popularity in the porn world. People know what it is, but not many know about its origins.

First, the purely technical part. “Guckmal”, alternately spelled “kuckmal”, comes from the German verb “gucken”, which means “to look”, and the noun “mal”, which means “time”. When used together to form the idiom “Guck mal” they become the imperative “Look here”, or just, “Look”.

This actually takes on slightly sinister proportions when you also consider that “guck mal” can also mean “peak-a-boo”, the game parents play with their children. The way German speakers say “peek-a-boo” is “guck mal”, as in “Guck mal! A little birdy!” or something to that effect. Little did anyone know that late into the 20th century one Jean-Yves Lecastel would unwittingly re-appropriate this once-innocent term for a children’s game and make it synonymous with anal gaping.

Jean-Yves himself explains the invention of the guckmal on the Adult DVD Talk forum:

I was in Germany, and while fucking a girl in reverse cowgirl anal, I began to be fed up of the cameraman who was not attentive at all. Suddenly I stopped fucking while grabbing the girl under the knees with my left hand, and with the other hand I was taking my dick out of the ass while shouting: “Hey, kuck mal hier !” which means in English: “Hey, look at that!” The cameraman was shocked, but immediately he began to shoot properly.

It is only after the scene that I could see what I did. Since then I never stopped.

As with many great things, the guckmal is the result of a happy accident. One could draw an analogy between Albert Hoffman’s accidental discovery of LSD and Lecastel’s accidental discovery of the guckmal. Both changed the world in their own way. And, no one can doubt it: after and encounter with either of the two, your mind will be warped forever.

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On a side note, there is the infamous internet meme called the goatse, which according to Wikipedia originated in the 2000s, well after the invention of the guckmal (most likely mid to late nineties). There is a pre-goatse, and a post-goatse for anyone who has had the misfortune of encountering it, but let’s just say it was probably inspired by the guckmal, though it is far, far more graphic. That’s all I really want to add on the subject of goatse.

 

They belong to you, 100%

Thursday, July 12th, 2007 | Category: Beyond Private, Movies

This is one of those stories that breathe life into the old adage, the truth is stranger than fiction. The video above is from a Reuters report about a man in Japan who has spent 170,000 dollars over the last decade on sex dolls, at 6,000 dollars a pop. According to him he “just cannot love real women”. I guess these dolls are a decent substitute. Metal skeleton, moving joints, covered in silicone. And umm, no sassy backtalking. Anyway, this story reminded me of this Private movie:

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Screw like a pornstar

Monday, July 9th, 2007 | Category: Beyond Private, Hot pics

Angel Dark and Toni Ribas, going to where no pornstar has gone before
Angel Dark and Toni Ribas, going to where no pornstar has gone before

Chances are you’ve done it, but never knew what to call it (no, not the picture above!). I mean the Doorway to Heaven, the Bermuda Triangle, the Brazilian Bedlock and the G Spot Jiggy. These are just a few of the many (actually 101) excellently-named sex positions on this page.

Unsurprisingly, the missionary is nowhere to be found. But, in all honesty, I predict a comeback for the poor old missionary. One day it will seem just as daring and exciting as the Boston Brute. I mean, if the Spice Girls are making a comeback, then we ought to give the missionary another chance! No?

(pic above is from Stars in Heat. I wouldn’t try it at home unless you’re a professional, and actually know what it’s called)


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