Jason Colt: The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds
Just in time for the December 1st release of Jason Colt: The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds, here’s my review. Enjoy!
Is this a thrill-a-minute mainstream action movie? Or is it a beautifully shot adult movie? To tell you the truth, I didn’t know whether to grab the edge of my seat or my throbbing cock! Jason Colt: The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds is Private’s thrilling new movie, the first instalment in the company’s new Blockbuster line. Shot in several international locations - including New York City, Boston and Taipei - Jason Colt took more than two years to complete and is probably the most mainstream adult movie ever made. With superb cinematography, editing, loads of hardcore sex and a great storyline, this the crossover adult movie people have been waiting for.
The movie’s hero, Jason Colt, is a secret agent tracking down three valuable diamonds, and in his way are sexy she-villains and depraved bad guys who will fuck anything to get their way. Combining sizzling sex scenes and the thrilling aesthetic of James Bond movies, Jason Colt delivers a roundhouse punch right in the face of what we thought was porno. More than a porno, it is a movie experience that is both riveting and horny. In fact, it is a real movie with hardcore sex scenes. It combines ultra visceral explosions of hardcore sex and thrilling action, and was filmed entirely in cinematic high definition.
Talented director JCJ Villalobos directs this tour de force of action and sex. After directing six stunning vignettes - which starred such legendary actresses as Laura Angel and Bobbi Eden - this is his first feature movie for Private. An award-winning commercial and music video director, Villalobos brought his industry experience into the fold for Jason Colt. Known for his attention to detail, every element in this movie is a work of art. From the opening title sequences to the thundering finale, Jason Colt is an intense experience from the first to last frame.
With glamorous girls and superb production values Jason Colt is without a doubt Private’s most ambitious movie ever. It engages like a top-notch thriller and turns you on like only Private can do.
The name’s Colt, Jason Colt
Jason Colt opens with an exhilarating chase sequence on
It turns out a bad guy was tapped into their phone call. The bad guys decide they must kill Jason Colt before he finds out about “the diamonds”. This is the cue for the stunning title sequence which was personally conceived and created by JCJ Villalobos.
Upon arrival in
Kapri Styles
Scene 1: Ring of Fire
Girl: Kapri Styles (Faye Colins)
Guy: Barry Scott (Jerome)
(Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Interracial, Facial Cumshot)
Surrounded by a ring of fire, Fay and Jerome kiss and embrace each other. With dramatic music swelling, tongues of flame shoot up in the foreground, washing everything in a sensuous glow. Jerome leans back and Kapri starts sucking his cock. Jerome dives between Faye’s delicious black thighs and eats her out. When she’s dripping wet he sets her in doggie position and pumps her with surprising vigour. She screams out, “Fuck yeah! Oh yes!” over and over, and starts thrusting her hips back in syncopation to his thrusts. Meanwhile his large hands slap and grab her black booty. Once she’s sufficiently wet and open, they move into a spread eagle drill position. While they are pumping we cut to a shot of Jason Colt furiously driving through the mean streets of
A helicopter approaches Faye’s house in
We learn from Jason Colt’s spy agency that two more diamonds have been detected. It looks like a sexy villainess called Vixen aka “The Snake” (Vixen Fyre) is after all of them. Jason Colt must act fast. She’s a dangerous cocksucker and international arms smuggler, and has already killed agent 006, a “big smart guy” sent by the agency to get the diamonds. “The Snake” charmed him with her feminine ways and ruthlessly slaughtered him.
Vixen Fyre
Scene 2: Agents Provocateurs
Girl: Vixen Fyre (Vixen)
Guy: Anthony Hardwood (Agent 006)
(Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Anal, Facial Cumshot, Interracial)
Agent 006 and Vixen are locked in an embrace in a barn. Agent 006’s muscular white physique contrasts nicely with Vixen’s rich chocolate skin. Violins play a melancholy tune while she pulls down Agent 006’s tight underpants. His massive rod springs out and she sucks it and pumps it with her hands. He starts fingering her clean shaved black snatch and shifts her into reverse cowgirl position. After riding him raw she starts sucking him again and mounts him for more reverse cowgirl action. While she gallops on his throbbing cock he fingers her before moving her into the spoon. He slams her so hard you can hear their skin slap. They get into doggie position and continues pumping her while she screams “Oooooo, oooooo” over and over again. He grabs both her arms and braces them behind her back and rams her to the hilt. Then they get into back into the reverse cowgirl position, but this time he slides his cock in her ass. While she grinds on his cock, he fingers her dripping pussy. Then he gets on top of her and pile drives her ass for a while before returning to doggie position. After some more frenetic humping he pulls out, stands above her, and sprays his love juice all over her face and carnal lips.
Jason Colt is furious. He explains that after Agent 006 came on Vixen’s face she killed him. He promises to himself “not to lose another”.
We are introduced to Inna Hoffen (Courtney Simpson) a classy blonde vixen known as the “femme fatale”. She’s infiltrated six terrorist cells using her beautiful blonde pussy, and she’s been sent after the blue diamond. As she dresses, we see her curvy silhouette. She pulls on sexy thigh-high leather boots, elbow-length gloves and applies make-up. She’s going to have to turn on all her charm because the blue diamond is in possession of another blonde hottie named Lucy Wilson (Cindy Crawford). Her lesbian seduction skills are going to be put to the ultimate test.
Cindy Crawford & Courtney Simpson
Scene 3: Blonde & Dangerous
Girls: Courtney Simpson & Cindy Crawford (Inna & Lucy)
(Lesbian, Cunnilingus)
The two gorgeous blondes are making out in the front seat of a convertible black Porsche. Lucy pulls up Inna’s tight-fitting top and starts sucking on her pert tits. They rub and purr with increasing ardour, until they can’t stand it any more and both get naked except for tight, ass-hugging thong underwear. With Inna’s back arching over the car door and her glossy blonde hair cascading down, Lucy eats out her pussy as only a woman knows how to. In a voice over we hear Inna say, “She moves like a panther … she’s a dangerous animal that every man wants to dominate.” They get out of the car and fondle each other, before Inna slaps Lucy on her firm butt. She bites into Lucy’s panties and pulls them down. Now they’re completely overwhelmed by lesbian lust and they start rubbing and humping each other on the hood of the car. With intercut footage of Lucy Wilson smiling naughtily and posing with a pistol, the scene gets even more frenetic as Lucy fingers Inna’s pussy from behind. Inna cries out, “I’m losing control!” They finger and kiss each other to yet another orgasm, and Inna cries out again, “I’m falling in love!”
It turns out Lucy Wilson, one of the Vixen’s operatives, has seduced Inna Hoffen with her lesbian skills.
Cut back to Taipei. Jerome Lecrue is meeting with Vixen in a seedy downtown hideout. He wants to sell her the diamond for 13 billion dollars. Now we find out that Vixen wants all three of the diamonds. As duplicitous bad guys, they decide they must now go after one of their own. Lucy Wilson, it seems, has killed her lesbian lover and is now in sole possession of the blue diamond.
April Porter, played by a horny Filipina named Annie Cruz, is in a dark room developing photos. Being Jason Colt’s contact is hard work. She tells Colt and the agency that she has located Vixen. “She has briefcase and is extremely lethal.”
But April is also in love. She thinks of her hunky boyfriend Ryan (Nick Manning). Just recently she had a romantic tryst with him in the countryside.
Annie Cruz
Scene 4: Cuntryside Romp
Girl: Annie Cruz (April)
Guy: Nick Manning (Ryan)
(Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Deep throating, Anal, Interracial, Facial Cumshot, Outdoors)
April and Ryan are in verdant surroundings; leaves and feathers are falling from the sky as they embrace and kiss each other. Ryan starts rubbing her ripe breasts and when her nipples are erect he takes off his shirt. He helps her take her shirt off and lays her on her back. He kisses her gently and licks her body down to her panties before pulling them off. After eating her out he stands up and she starts sucking his cock. What started off as gentle and sensuous lovemaking turns into a horny, sweat and sperm-filled sex romp. April starts deep throating him with expert skill, then he lays her back on the ground, and, while holding her legs, he drills her hard while she screams “Fuck!” repeatedly. They change from this hard-pounding position to a doggie position. He pumps her with locomotive force while holding her shoulders for extra traction. Then he squats above her and continues drilling down into her, still in the doggie position; meanwhile we get a full glimpse of her dripping snatch and her pierced labia. They move into a reverse cowgirl anal position and as she rides him he fingers her cunt. They move into a pile driver spoon position and he drills her hard while she screams, “Ah fuck! Ah fuck I can feel it in my ass!” She’s so horny she starts slapping her own ass! Lots of frontal camera work as he slams into her, thrusting her towards the camera. He then gets up and aims his cock at her face. “Oh yeah. Droppin’ loads! Droppin’ loads!” His love wad shoots all over her face while he orders her, “Eat it! Eat it up!” She eagerly does so. After he unloads she starts fingering and playing with the cum in her mouth while looking at the camera. A very surprising outcome considering the tenderness of the opening sequence.
Jason Colt is on his way. He’s flown into Nantucket Island and his riding a motorcycle at daredevil speeds in order to get to April in time. Jerome and his crew are determined to “fuck him up”, however, and just behind Jason Colt is another motorcycle in hot pursuit. The unknown motorcycle rider pulls out a machine gun and takes aim …
Meanwhile, Jerome’s bad guy partner Jack Salomon (Van Damage) is moving in on the blue diamond. Jack Salomon is a corrupt cop, who, when he’s not scarfing down donuts, is busy seducing female victims.
Cindy Crawford
Scene 5: Whirlpool of Sperm
Girl: Cindy Crawford (Lucy)
Guy: Van Damage (Jack)
(Blowjob, Facial Cumshot)
Cute Lucy Wilson doesn’t know it, but she’s sucking the wrong guy’s cock. She’s with Jack in a jacuzzi, sucking his rod, while he grabs and fondles the hair on her bobbing head. Washed in blue colours, much of the scene is shot both under and above the rippling currents of the whirlpool. With an underwater POV, Jack starts fondling her tits before she mounts him cowgirl style. As she rides him hard we see low angles from inside the whirlpool, as well as lateral shots from above. Water splashes everywhere and Lucy’s groans of pleasure threaten to overwhelm Jack. She gets off his cock and sucks it again before he places her on the submerged jacuzzi bench and drills her; waves ripple outward and drops fly everywhere. Then he places her in doggie position and pumps her hard in rhythmic thrusts, her face towards the camera. Now with her foot on the ledge of the jacuzzi he keeps plugging her and slapping her shiny wet behind. She screams out, “Oh yes! Cum on my face! Cum on my face!” She gets on her knees and he unloads his corrupt cop sperm all over her glistening wet face and mouth.
After this scene she is powerless, and now Jerome’s crew is in also in possession of her diamond. Stuck in traffic, munching on a donut, Jack screams on the phone to Vixen, “Course I got your fucking diamond … the question is, do you have my fucking money!”
The bad guys have captured Colt after machine gunning him and running his motorcycle off the road. Amazingly he has survived this brutal attack. He is being tortured by Farkus, Jerome’s ruthless minion. Farkus taunts Colt with surveillance images of the bad guys closing in on the girls with the diamonds. Jason, tied up and writhing in agony, screams, “Nooooo!” Farkus proceeds to do nasty things with a chainsaw and boltcutters, with the intention of scaring Colt. Then Farkus drops the bomb: Jerome has killed Faye, Colt’s love interest in a devious sneak attack.
Meanwhile Jerome’s henchman are on the trail of the green diamond, which happens to be owned by April. The corrupt cop has forced himself into a threeway with April and her boyfriend Ryan.
Annie Cruz
Scene 6: Naughty in Nature
Girl: Annie Cruz (April)
Guys: Van Damage & Nick Manning (Jack & Ryan)
(Blowjob, Deep throating, Anal, Double Penetration, Interracial, Ass-to-Mouth, Outdoor, Facial Cumshot)
April is sucking Ryan’s cock while Jack is slamming her hard from behind. Even Ryan seems to have gone corrupt as he grunts, “Yeah, you filthy animal!” This dirty talk turns April on and she wriggles her bubble butt while Jack pumps his meat harder and harder into it. With frontal camera angles on her face, we see Jack slam into her with his cop badge dangling from his neck. Meanwhile, she is deep throating and almost gagging on Ryan’s throbbing tool. They move into a deep-thrusting double penetration. Her orgasmic screams seem endless. Then they move into another spit roast position, but this time she’s sucking Jack’s cock and Ryan is ramming her from behind. While she’s sucking Jack’s cock, strings of pre-cum and saliva dangle from her chin. They get back in the double penetration position and she screams, “Fuck me in that fucking ass!” After some hard pumping he moves her into the spit roast position, this time sucking Ryan again. Finally Ryan can’t stand it anymore and he moves her into the missionary drill position all for himself, and slams into her before pulling out and pointing his glistening member at her face. Once again he grunts his trademark, “Oh yeah … Droppin’ loads! Droppin’ loads!” Her face is streaked with his sperm trajectory. She takes it and smears it and plays with it in her mouth until it gets foamy. The camera zooms in for extra detail. Then Jack takes her and pumps her in the spoon position – harder and harder until he pulls out and blows his load all over her already sperm-soaked face. No mercy from the corrupt cop.
Meanwhile our hero Jason Colt has escaped. 4×4s and guys with machine guns aren’t enough to catch him. Colt is angry and he wants the diamonds, and most of all he wants revenge. After his contact April is ruthlessly gunned down in her own home, it’s finally Colt’s turn. He goes after each of the bad guys and takes them out with bombs and gunfire - one by one till the bitter end.
Jason Colt: The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds takes two of the most popular movie genres – porno and action – and meshes them together seamlessly in 100 heart-stopping minutes. With the December 2007 release of Jason Colt, the world of mainstream movies and porno will never be the same. The lines have been blurred and the conventions have been broken. Anybody who’s ever wanted to see what happens to those sexy Bond girls after the screen fades to black will be satisfied here. With all the production values of a
Jason Colt - The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds stars: Annie Cruz, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Simpson, Vixen Fyre, Kapri Styles, Anthony Hardwood, Barry Scott, Nick Manning, Van Damage
Release date: December 1, 2007
Previously:
Interview: Villalobos on Jason Colt
Vignettes: Laura Angel, Chrystal, Sarah O’Neal, Monika Sweetheart
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