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Screw like a pornstar

Angel Dark and Toni Ribas, going to where no pornstar has gone before
Angel Dark and Toni Ribas, going to where no pornstar has gone before

Chances are you’ve done it, but never knew what to call it (no, not the picture above!). I mean the Doorway to Heaven, the Bermuda Triangle, the Brazilian Bedlock and the G Spot Jiggy. These are just a few of the many (actually 101) excellently-named sex positions on this page.

Unsurprisingly, the missionary is nowhere to be found. But, in all honesty, I predict a comeback for the poor old missionary. One day it will seem just as daring and exciting as the Boston Brute. I mean, if the Spice Girls are making a comeback, then we ought to give the missionary another chance! No?

(pic above is from Stars in Heat. I wouldn’t try it at home unless you’re a professional, and actually know what it’s called)

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2 Responses to “Screw like a pornstar”

  1. zerojacked Says:

    Sam, that does look impossible. Is that a reverse anal pile driver? I don’t see anything like that on the page you link to. Btw, is that Ribas sure does a lot of scenes with Angel. Lucky man!

  2. Sam Spade Says:

    That’s pretty good. Reverse anal pile driver. But technically he could be spinning on top of her thereby creating a helicopter effect. How about the “chopper”?

    SAm

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