It’s happened to many a man. You’re sitting in a packed multiplex with your overpriced popcorn, taking in the new James Bond movie and thinking, “this would have been so much better if there were, like, a couple DPs or group sex in it or something”. But sadly, beyond the suggestive silhouettes in the main titles, the sex is basically just implied in a James Bond movie. Let’s face it, sex is still somewhat taboo, even in this post-Paris Hilton age. Hollywood is still a long way from tapping into this huge market.

This is why the links I just got are interesting. There are a few trailers on You Tube that might be suggesting Private is going mainstream with October’s forthcoming release, ‘The Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds’. Instead of James Bond we’re introduced to Jason Colt, and everything looks, well, harder - and that can’t be bad. Here’s one of the trailers:

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No, it’s not a trailer for the latest Bruckheimer super production you’re watching - though it’s a spy thriller and it’s packed with action and exotic cars. In fact, from the looks of it, this has all the elements that scream fall blockbuster, except there’s a hint of something more, um, sexy (maybe it’s the moaning sounds at the end of the trailer, or the brief flashes of Courtney Simpson and Kapri Styles … maybe?). Could Private be doing the obvious? Mainstream meets porno? This certainly merits further investigation. More excerpts can be found here, here, here , here and here.

One day we might be able to go the multiplex and watch a kickass porno with THX surround sound, with top billing and – most important of all – a date. Time to hang up the wrinkled trench coat and aviator sunglasses, porno is going mainstream!

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