“We’ve reached cruising altitude now, and I’m turning off the seatbelt sign. Feel free to move about and flirt with each other. Please no more than two passengers at a time in the lavatory, and ladies, no fondling the pilot unless autopilot is engaged. The orange button will call the stewardesses who are fully disposed to fulfilling your every fantasy …”

Welcome to the Mile High Club where you qualify for membership by fornicating thousands of feet in the air, in a jet plane blasting through the skies. It is said that the low cabin pressure, engine vibrations and risk of being caught are supposed to intensify one’s orgasm. Not to mention the taboo element in it, and, the most important thing of all, hot airline stewardesses! Private has already touched on this theme with 2004’s Caribbean Airlines, but the action took place on the ground, not on the plane, and mostly without the uniform. It may be just me, but given the recent scandal with Ralph Fiennes, I think it’s ‘high’ time Private made a proper flying fuck flick. Anyone have plot ideas? The forum already has a very active thread about the nurse fetish fantasy, and user ‘niceguy’ has written up a brilliant plot outline, which will be used for a future production.

I’ve also heard rumours that there will be a ‘Private Fantasy’ contest in the near future. The best fantasy scene ideas submitted to the forum will be chosen, and the winners will get their scene made by a top director and will receive other prizes. More soon.

UPDATE: the indefatigable ‘niceguy’ has already submitted a plot outline! Read it here.

Shooting Caribbean Airlines

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