First there was the infamous Patterson footage, in which the world got its first glimpse of the legendary Bigfoot. This “sighting” of Bigfoot inspired copycats everywhere. It also inspired some enterprising pornographers, and the result was a little-known movie called The Geek.

Deek Wentworth of Surfin Dead comments on the movie:

You see, this movie is about Bigfoot. This movie is about fucking. This movie is about Bigfoot fucking …

I know what you’re thinking. Where can I get a copy of this oddball masterpiece, this titillating offering of apelike bipeds fucking hot chicks? Alas, The Private Eye doesn’t have an easy answer to that. You won’t find it on Amazon, or in your local video store. Because The Geek is a rarity.

But, no worries.

Private, always abreast of the zeitgeist, has the answer:

Bigfoot porn, 21st century style (in photo, Kyra Banks and Yeti)

It is with the legendary J.Y. Lecastel and his upcoming feature: The Sex Secrets Of The Yeti.

In his own words:

What are so many hot and excited girls doing in the Italian Alps? There’s a legendary story about the Yeti, a tremendous gorilla who has incredible sexual skills, so girls all over the world get crazy trying to find out what’s really true about the story while their wildest fantasies comes to life.

According to inside sources, it has been described as an “avalanche of perverse outdoor shagging”.

The cast of horny vixens looks promising: Gilda Roberts, Jessica Girl, Judith Fox, Kyra banks, Priva, Sabrina Sweet, Sunny Jay, Zafira, Greg Centauro, Omar Galanti, and Choky Ice. No more retro-bush hippies, these babes are hundred percent 21^st century Private style!

This is going to be a roaring good time. Out in July.

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