Incident at the AOE
Wish you were here
Here’s some pics of the AOE (Adult Online Europe) festival in Amsterdam, where Private had its very own boat to cruise around the city of canals and hash cafes and red red lights. Of course Amsterdam is known for other things, like frikandels or whatever those are called, or Van Gogh, but it’s the debauchery that interests us the most. Of course.
You also wish you were here
The Private boat had a crackin’ DJ and hot Private babes entertaining some very lucky industry people. As you can see this was midday and things were already completely out of hand.
I hope Bobbi isn’t doing what I think she’s doing
Treasure hunt
The wind … is blowing south-east
I’d heard rumours that Sandy Cage was nearly killed at this very event. My leads led me to Fiona, the queenbitch of Private (with all due respect!). She told me the following: “Sandy was throwing stickers at people passing by and she was standing on the edge of the boat. She didn’t notice the approaching bridge, and had it not been for one of the guys screaming out and yanking her down, she would have been knocked upside the head!” Thank the heavens. Despite the bacchanal and the obvious distractions of glistening babes strutting around, someone saw that approaching bridge. Sandy Cage is saved, and will grace the pages of Private again!
Down bitch!
